Christine Noonan
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Malcolm McDowell and Christine Noonan shared their first time onscreen. They both debuted in If.… (1968). “The script said, ‘Mick reaches over, grabs hold of the girl, and passionately kisses her on the lips.’ I thought, well, I’ll not shirk my duty,” recalls McDowell. “I reached over, grabbed her, our teeth hit, and her lip started bleeding. As I came away, she slapped me so hard that tears came to my eyes.” McDowell may have had a sore face, but Christine’s boobs and bush are a sight for sore thighs. She later appeared on the BBC mini-series Casanova, where her full bosom was just another conquest for the legendary lover. Her last role was as a girl at the stag party in O Lucky Man! (1973). She died three decades later of cancer, but we’re all lucky men thanks to her time on film.